Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped
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The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On
After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth.
This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as:
*Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
*The reason we haven’t found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
*When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
*A solar eclipse is the sun’s attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
*Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That’s where the term choke-hold comes from.
*A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him.
Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.US
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